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italianbigcock asked: My 8 inches are hard for you

laced-up-and-spanked:

I’d much prefer a 12 inch meatball sub.

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

(Source: terezisprite2, via yelled)

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

(Source: corpish, via too-many-teenagers)

Savetheclassysex

(Source: whipsandwhispers, via savetheclassysex)

oreoofficial:

why dont ppl do random things for me? u know. send me a message, draw me, paint me, send me $300,000

(via rape-me-daddyy)

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD LIKE SOME ANONS IN YOUR INBOX

(Source: captain-mantas, via the-perks-of-eating-pussy)

"Genie, I’m gonna miss you.”

"Me too Al. No matter what anybody says, you’ll always be a prince to me.”

(Source: adisneysoul, via madselfiegame)

the-fault-in-my-fandoms:

[commence gross and heartbreaking sobbing]

(Source: siquia, via basicallyhorny)